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Jasmine

A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
Have you seen Jasmine?

Did you check El Tio's roof?

Yes, she wasn't there.

Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
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Jasmine

goes back to sleep five seconds after waking up
“this motherfucker just pulled a jasmine on me.”
by whythere January 10, 2022
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Jasmine Hudson

Jasmine Hudson is such a confusing girl, she basically leads on boys she’s talking to and never understands how much they love her, shame lmao
Jasmine HudsonWhat’s her fucking problem?
by VRGNGHXST April 11, 2020
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Jasmine

Smart girl. You will never find one like her

Innocent but naughty when she wants to. Most likely to be an UwU girl. Short as fuck but nice. Needs to grow up and pretend to be Kawaii. Very nice person with a beautiful personality. One of the best people you will know. Very insecure but loves herself at the same time.
Them: look it’s that short girl
Him: oh it’s Jasmine
by Gay emo fatass November 21, 2021
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Jasmine

a girl who can be extremely fragile when it comes to emotions. She is most likely to be a little or very lazy, she can be brave,strong,fearless, and inspiring on the outside but she could be sad,terrified,weak, and confusing on the inside. this girl is most likely to be an amazing person that takes horrible words as opinions and honestly doesn't care. she is also probably the most creative person and talented girl you would ever meet even though she can be the quietest girl you meet
???:Hey look its Jasmine
????:Hey stop it you know she doesn't like to be stared at!
???:Sorry, but can you blame me?
by Pikachus_Ketchup May 15, 2018
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Jasmin

Jasmin
Jasmin is the baddest friend you could ever meet, she is very nasty she always calls people bums and asshole! She is honestly the worst person you could ever meet. Jasmin can play like she your friend and after a while she gets so boring and lame and she shits on your face
by Allisonmoore56 November 21, 2021
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jasmine marie Aldrich

a sassy girl that has fashon and smells like flowers. She is not very nice if you get in her face. she is strong and belives in true love. She loves gymnastics and she dances.
Jasmine marie Aldrich is a gymnastics kind of girl.
by the sassy girl July 23, 2015
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