Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .

I love jared, aka my zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut

I never want to be a Jared Punzalan

by Baracoustic May 15, 2023

jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany

''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021