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porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn
by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015
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ouch burn

An insult referring to the insult 'Burn'.
Person 1: Your fat
Person 2: Your MOM is fat
Person 3: OUCH BURN!
by Mitsukun May 14, 2007
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bra-burn

1. When the breast is burned by the bra rubbing up against it.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.
Phil: Hey dude.
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN
by Gabilina March 3, 2009
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Thong Burn

That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."

"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"

"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 6, 2014
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cold burn

When a person gets put down by somebody, and his/her friend tries to say something to make them feel better but accidentally says something that makes it worse.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.
Person 1: I've had Christmas crackers funnier than you.
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!
by Causticannon April 6, 2011
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Shit Burn

This is what one may experiance after a eating spicy foods, mainley tacos and buritos.
Lets go to the bar Stan, sorry Ben but I just had the worst case of Shit Burns.
by kingMi May 28, 2009
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mom burn

When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
by observatori March 31, 2007
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