monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

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Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work

Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

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JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

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Monday

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Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

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Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

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