Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.

Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."

by Chicaxo July 29, 2014

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Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

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Instagram

A photo sharing app that allows you to spill virtual coffee all over your pictures to make them the hippest thing 2016 has ever seen.

12 year old: You have an Instagram? I LOVE INSTA!! OMG follow me!! My last photo got like 18 likes!

by satansgoldfish June 17, 2016

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Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

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An individual who has completely changed their out look on life because of Instagram. They will do & say anything to try to get more followers. They will even hashtag things they've never done before to try to get more Instagram famous. They use their extrovert friends to try to make them look popular. Be careful though these individuals get jealous of others including friends. At times they can be very emotional and dramatic.

Person 1: Jenna use to be normal what happened?
Person 2: She become instagram crazy!

#playsthevictim #fake #usespeople #jealous

by Tiffany Sanders November 30, 2016

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