Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Kooky cabbage

1. Marijuana

Sally wanted to smoke kooky cabbage with her friends, but was afraid of the repercussions.

by Derbygirl1990 September 15, 2016

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Cabbage Sack

Stinky, lumpy semen

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton

by E-cubed March 19, 2020