Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.
by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022
Get the Hurt Hornymug. When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
by valleylog July 15, 2022
Get the your what hurts?mug. by Hi_im_here September 21, 2019
Get the Hurtedmug. by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024
Get the My headache hurtsmug. A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.
Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021
Get the life hurtsmug. 
