A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
Get the Nasty Hot Pocket mug.The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth
by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025
Get the Australian Hot-pocket mug.When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by ledar August 3, 2021
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