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You tryna hold this wood?

Wood as in penis

Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock

“You tryna clean deez pipes den”
You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.
by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021
mugGet the You tryna hold this wood?mug.

hold onto my mash

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
mugGet the hold onto my mashmug.

premarital foot/toe holding

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)
me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding
by GemSparkle1000 November 13, 2021
mugGet the premarital foot/toe holdingmug.
to be used when someone is complaining about something, especially a product that behaves in a way they think it shouldn't, and especially when you (the person they're complaining to) don't care. First use: was Apple's response to complaints about the signal drop when the iphone is held a certain way.
Person A: Oh my god, this stupid video game is totally broken - it's killing me every time I try to move past this door!

Person B: Well, don't hold it that way.
by al.ko July 6, 2010
mugGet the well, don't hold it that waymug.

hold up swole up

trying to calm someone down cause they are very mad and upset . asking someone to stop hollering and/or cursing.
#1male; I can do anything I f** ing want to, you can' stop me.
#2male; hold up swole up, I'm not gona stop you, but think about it before you do it.
by country bama girl August 7, 2009
mugGet the hold up swole upmug.

hold your shit together

To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.
Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2014
mugGet the hold your shit togethermug.

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