Ethan Henry

He loves chicks with pee pee he has 2 millimeters so hit him up he will sell u all of his crack on the street corner and he won’t enjoy it wbut u will the he will lick chode just like canon Seaberg will

Ethan Henry and canon Seaberg like men and chode

by Batdogg2 June 11, 2018

henry

Acronym for: High earner, not rich yet

A buzzword coined in a 2003 Fortune Magazine article to refer to a segment of families earning between $250,000 and $500,000, but not having much left after taxes, schooling, housing and family costs - not to mention saving for an affluent retirement.

The credit card companies want to attract henry's as new customers, given their revenue potential.

by viper2200 September 8, 2016

Nick Henry

A small boy with an equally small penis, often likes to play with 'the' cottam's flaps, spends many hours of the day tugging on to long's length. You must not take his equipment due to his high level of testosterone which causes him to ejaculate prematurely when he's on a ramp.
He may also do this when looking at extremely hairy fingers which are directing instructions on how to perform algebra. The Nick often get's aroused when the hairy fingers kick bins across the room causing him to leave a white stain on the brown chair.

He becomes massively aroused by the thought of hench welshmen which engage in the popular roleplay known as Naughty Bear.

I can't wait for the next Naughty Bear, Nick Henry.'

by Cakebossss July 19, 2012

Henry

An arbitrarily gay name.

Lameass:Hi guys, my name is Henry and I play the violin.

Everyone else: wow, that guy has an arbitrarily gay name, and who plays the violin these days in such an ugly vest?

by R. KEllz September 10, 2010

Henry

The coolest, nerdy, hacking genius I've ever met. either if you need a hug, help with homework, or just need to talk, he's always there for you. Henry also enjoys to speak in his own made up language.

A sentence Henry would use:

"If purple unicorns can't fly than why do sandwiches contain pickles?"

by Splashy1226 March 11, 2015

henry

A weirdo who this he knows it all.He interrupts everyone no matter what. However can a sweet fellow with a hilarious laugh and smile.Can be helpful but cant tell when someone is being sarcastic.

Henry: You know you're sitting on my chair ,right?
Girl: Really,I had no idea!
Henry:are you being sarcastic??
Girl: no I'm dead serious.
Henry:Oh ok
Girl:Seriously?? wow.

by @gossipgirls May 31, 2017

HENRY

ONE who acts like a cat.

hey dude look at that guy hes being a henry! keep him away form ur cat man!

by katooey June 10, 2008