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Classic Haley Move

A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.

-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.

-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017
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Steve Harley

Lead singer of 1970s glam rock band 'Cockney Rebel'. After 3 of the 5 founding members walked out because of some dispute or another, Harley changed the name to 'Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel' in 1975. With this, the band had a number one single with 'Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)', which has been covered 130 times since. However, the band also has some phenomenal songs such as 'Death Trip', 'Mr Soft', and 'Sebastian'. He was notorious for an almost-arrogant stance in the 1970s but this has worn off with time, and, despite being 69, he still plays over 60 live dates per year, many in an acoustic format.
Did you hear that Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has just been caught speeding and fined £1000. Let's all download 'Come Up And See Me Make Me Smile' to help him pay it off. Everyone loves that song, you can't trust someone who doesn't like that song.
by Milton Reame-James Reborn November 25, 2020
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aria_haley

A random tictok person that likes frank, Tyler and the gorillaz
ARIA_HALEY is my favorite tictok mutual
by That one who them September 5, 2021
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polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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l1216l aka Haley

She is a very talented editor on Instagram and posts edits of the Dolan twins. She has over 22k followers and literally deserves everyone one of them and more tbh. She’s very sweet, creative and insanely talented skxnsjxn so yeah follow her 😘😘✌️✌️😜😜🤪🤪🤩

Hehe Made by @cursedmulti shameless promo 😂😂🧡
Omg l1216l aka haley is so talented wow
by Cursedmulti August 31, 2018
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Kayla and Hailey

by cenawearsablazer March 17, 2020
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The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
The Alexis Haney is simply put.
by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022
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