Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
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governista (noun)
Pronunciation: /ɡʌv-əˈnɪs-tə/
Definition:
A person who champions, practises, or promotes good governance.
Origin:
Blend of governance + the Italian/Spanish suffix -ista, meaning “one who supports or practices” (as in barista, fashionista). Coined to celebrate those who make good governance look effortless — or at least mildly satisfying.
A governista is a champion of planning and policy, a defender of good process and a warrior for well-run meetings. Governistas champion integrity, accountability and strategic thinking, all while juggling organisation charts and budgets, agendas, compliance deadlines and member expectations — usually with good humour, a lot of caffeine and snacks. They remind the world that strong governance isn’t about red tape - it’s about creating clarity, confidence and trust so organisations and communities can thrive.
Governistas know that real authority isn’t in a fancy title — it’s in well written minutes.
Pronunciation: /ɡʌv-əˈnɪs-tə/
Definition:
A person who champions, practises, or promotes good governance.
Origin:
Blend of governance + the Italian/Spanish suffix -ista, meaning “one who supports or practices” (as in barista, fashionista). Coined to celebrate those who make good governance look effortless — or at least mildly satisfying.
A governista is a champion of planning and policy, a defender of good process and a warrior for well-run meetings. Governistas champion integrity, accountability and strategic thinking, all while juggling organisation charts and budgets, agendas, compliance deadlines and member expectations — usually with good humour, a lot of caffeine and snacks. They remind the world that strong governance isn’t about red tape - it’s about creating clarity, confidence and trust so organisations and communities can thrive.
Governistas know that real authority isn’t in a fancy title — it’s in well written minutes.
“Our new Treasurer colour-coded the budget and explained our conflict of interest policies in plain English. She's a total governista.
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In the eyes of the host government it would not be considered ligit.
There are many drug dealers in the movement who wish to set up drug cartels as Quasi governments because it is better to have people to suport them and that is one way to do it.
In the eyes of the host government it would not be considered ligit.
There are many drug dealers in the movement who wish to set up drug cartels as Quasi governments because it is better to have people to suport them and that is one way to do it.
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(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger
Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger
Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
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