goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

goomba scum

Goomba Scum is used to define someone who takes someone else's significant other

Allen you took my girl! You're such goomba scum !

by Jason18989 June 6, 2016

Goomba

Complete goober

David is a goomba.

by Savage maiden August 6, 2016

Goomba

Davey Gringle

Davey Gringle is a goomba.

by JonsMomAndDad August 9, 2017

gombur

A socially based bacterial virus with the ability to infest electrical systems such as internet relay chat. Unknown until the late 90's but has since it's discovery ruined countless hours of joy for the entire human population by emiting whine of imense and extraordinary magnitudes. It is constantly developing new ways to exterminate the human race and medical science has so far not yet been able to bring a solution to this problem. Current habitat is unknown, but it has been reportet to have left it's nest to become a monk of a Shaolin temple.

By devouring a monkey in late 2003, the gombur gave birth to aids and numerous other lethal human deceases.

by Baron Coco von Nut January 9, 2004

goobank

They word goobank is just a word that means anything and is used mostly for insults.

Your sister is a dirty goobank.

by UrShEr March 20, 2005

Gombies

Zombies of Al Gore - Inconvenient Truth converts who've undergone Al Gore's training sessions to roam the globe trying to maintain the CAGW hysteria.
Coined by Australian journalist Tim Blair

Part of this may be due to the alternatives being simply too extreme to contemplate. “You’re talking about potentially millions of satellite Gore zombies – Gombies, if you will – swarming the planet,”

by rkc_oz December 21, 2010