Japanese Rain Goggles

This is a sexual act where a man places his balls over a woman's eyes while he is ejaculating.

He gave her some Japanese rain goggles during sex.

by Gunny McGunns November 26, 2010

gole

the sexiest person alive

That girl over there is definitely a gole!

by youngmaplsmarryme November 22, 2020

fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

by rhino1 June 5, 2009

Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010

Shit goggles

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010

ram goggles

Comes from the campus of Cornell College in Mount Vernon, Iowa, where the school mascot is the ram. Much like beer goggles, Ada goggles, and others, ram goggles occur when a respectable bro is forced to drastically reduced his standards of women, food, society in general, and especially WOMEN! Ram googles are a great way to coup with literally eating anemic bull semen, dealing with LARPers (commonly referred to as Narnians), and outrageously average or below average girls who think that their intelligence is what will make them sexy and therefore are content with looking like the offspring of a naked mole rat and a bearded hippopotamus...seriously ladies?

that girl is sexy!" "dude she has a mustache and is carrying a styrofoam sword... you're ram goggles are kickin in brah.

by makebadchoiceshere13 November 14, 2010

beer goggles

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.

Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.

by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020