A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.
Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!
Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.
Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.
Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!
Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.
Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
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Get the Garbage mug.The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."
Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."
Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
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Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
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Get the Garbage-barge Politician mug."Garbage plus" (or "garbage+") refers to when life has already been going pretty bad and then more things happen that make it almost impossible to manage.
"I just replaced my windshield only to have a rock hit it while driving on the highway which will now need to be repaired, my program director at work is a sociopath and has been playing mind games with me and setting me up for failure trying to get me to quit, then I discovered I'm going to lose out on $40,000 of loan repayments because of a technicality, a once "best friend" came out of hiding told me to fuck off when I asked what happened and went away again, another good friend told me the project we're starting to work on might not actually work out... it's a lot. My life is feeling pretty garbage plus right now."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
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Get the Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can mug.a "family" (including pets) that live in a shithole and rarely if ever have company over because its "their mess." Although they are still more than happy and content with their situation because they are a collective garbage people.
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