by Eric portzen May 27, 2022
Get the gary motherfuckin wagnermug. Super cool and famous nugget man that cries a lot. Gets loads of bitches tho bc he is so sexy. Only friend is british😜
by starwarsfan69 May 14, 2022
Get the gary..harrisonmug. Gary is the gay kid in the classroom. He is usually outgoing but dont take his confidence for granted. He has a dark side but doesn't show it
THAT KID IS SO GARY
by POKEMON2121 January 4, 2019
Get the Garymug. by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019
Get the Garymug. I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.
by Aylig July 18, 2022
Get the Salty Garymug. When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. The art of playing a game infront of a women and slipping off a chair and releasing fatal gas in her face.
Let’s play cards against humanities
Gary laughs and falls out of chair whilst releasing an elephant size amount of gas performing a dirty Gary
Come on kids let’s go home
Gary laughs and falls out of chair whilst releasing an elephant size amount of gas performing a dirty Gary
Come on kids let’s go home
by Gary brown February 25, 2024
Get the Dirty Garymug.