goblinesque

A Keith Alexander term - someone with a appearance pertaining to, or manner similar to a goblin, or someone worthy of praise.

The Lincoln City manager Keith Alexander described Simon Yeo as goblinesque following his performance in the LDV Vans trophy win against Stockport.

by Mervin the Turtle September 25, 2003

Goblin Squad

A group of people who are better then goons, have more authority. knows what to do and what not to do, there usually rich and have big dreams.

The Goblin Squad is better then the Goon Squad in so many ways.

by tiffanylaurenxo December 29, 2010

Goosling

A misspelled version of a baby goose, which is called a gosling.

- Person #1 "Awwww! The little goosling is so cute!"

-Person #2 "It's not 'goosling', it's gosling!"

by aviel67 March 12, 2018

goomin

A Goomin is a child but he has all the children. A Goomin is someone who is just there, he is a sort of father figure but also acts like a baby. He is a supportive friend who will do anything for the homies.
A Goomin just has a sort of aura about him.

Person: Is that Goomin?
Other Person: Heck yeah, look at the way he walks.

by notslow:/ March 24, 2021

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

Goblin cave discord server

The discord server made by the artist Banbuds. Full of drama, assholes, and more assholes. Newcomers are NOT ALLOWED. Inactives should NEVER TALK IN THERE. Perfect for finding friends!

New member talking in the goblin cave discord server for the first time

Newcomer: Hello!
Active members: kys
Mods: kys
Banbuds: kys
Freddy fazbear: kill yoursef

by freddey frezbar January 28, 2022

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 July 8, 2015