are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

Fuck me

Haveing sex

Girl:FUCK ME

Guy;:okay uuuu

by Your favorite White Girl June 25, 2019

Fuck me

1. A way to express anger

2. A expression of what you want to do

When the box fell on James' foot he screamed Fuck me .

by Jeffrey willingly June 26, 2021

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me

Will you fuck me?

by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021

fuck me

its just a term girls use when they get fucked by men

hey daddy u betta fuck me harder

by johnny sins son in a bin August 17, 2022

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024