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French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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fry up my ass

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock
Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock
by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020
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Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
by A-trips October 30, 2020
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fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.
Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.
by platypus420 April 1, 2024
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Fryed

Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.
Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?

Keith: None of them !

Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.

Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022
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French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.
by mayalex September 19, 2021
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pan frying pan

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 23, 2021
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