Distant Friends

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.

You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends

by the truth111 February 26, 2011

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

An amazing cartoon whose fan base consists of not only little girls, (and is not limited too...) teenage guys and older known as "bronies". It is well liked for the show's interesting plot lines, well developed characters, and nostalgic feel. Often times Bronies will be ridiculed by idiots who think guys are weird for watching a show with a target demographic of toddlers, but almost all of the time, the ridiculers have never seen one episode and jump to the conclusion that anyone over the age of 13 that watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a loser. This is not true, in fact, many Bronies are often smarter and much better people than losers who insult you for watching the show.

1) If everyone watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then there would be world peace.

2) If only people would watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before insulting others.

by laz3rb33m November 24, 2011

friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

best friends for life

a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)

a guy can never come between u

by Rachel November 24, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

by Nicole July 11, 2004

friends

Friends are people who love you and vice versa. They may not always agree to what you say or do, since they believe that you deserve something better. They are beside you ALL the way. So, it hurts to lose a friend.

A lifetime is enough to make friends, yet a lifetime is NOT enough to understand them. We have to remember that as people, we are ALL subject to change. You can NEVER know someone fully, since you are imperfect. Yet, we can try to. LOVE your friends, and treasure the memories - they will cherish you even more...

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, but who are they?

Not all people who you feel inclined to have affection for are your friends. Just keep on analyzing and you'll see...

by Titanium_Heart October 8, 2008

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004