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deluxe fail

n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.
Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
by Dr. Otto Botte November 12, 2010
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safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
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Cup of fail

Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.
"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."

"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".
by Darkmouther October 20, 2009
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Hulu Fail

When The Biggest Loser music comes to a momentous crescendo in preparation for a commercial, and the commercial doesn't happen.
Hulu fail... a horrible, horrible Hulu fail.
by hulu fan October 16, 2010
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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potty fail

When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.
(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!
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Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.
by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010
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