Failed abortion

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Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021

Compound fail

When two or more fails happen at the same to a single person.

Self explanatory. Compound fail.

by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Partner fail

When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.

Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.

Victim: What a partner fail.

by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015

Turbo Fail

A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.

This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.

by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018

Fail Pass

A slip of paper given to an individual that does an action considered a "FAIL".

"Hey man, go to FailPasses.com and print out a Fail Pass for me, my little brother tried riding his bike across water...."

by WordMasterDude May 15, 2010

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015