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florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.
Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.
by Lee Derange September 26, 2019
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crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
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wopple flopper

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.
Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??
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Jurassic Flappers

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021
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Flobble Flipper

Its the word phrase I just made up, but it sounds like Judas Brando's policies.
Brando paraphrasing 2020 pre November: I will cancel 10k debt... trust me I'm no flobble flipper.
Brando after elected president EOY 2021: I just increased the national debt by $2,500,000,000,000 ... sooooo... unfortunately that means we can't flobble flip your flopple flipping 10k student debt... But rooting for my mascot: Go Otto the Orange
by StarLord 42069% (DogeArmy) January 7, 2022
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Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022
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Blue Flopper

Have you seen the breasts on those space chicks? Blue floppers are amazing!
by SarahIsMommy May 23, 2022
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