Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

by sncbrax June 18, 2022

shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.

Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that

by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016

driving to florida

Code for dtf

Gavin: bruh is she driving to florida with you
aidan: yeah bro were gunna do it so hard

by jack11 November 01, 2015

Driving to florida

Code for word for dtf.

David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard

by jack11 November 01, 2015

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DNTechs October 15, 2010

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020