If the bee fits

Something Jaxson says a lot

Jaxson said “if the bee fits.”

by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

green aura w flies

Used when someone's opinion or something about them causes feelings of acute feelings of awkwardness.

The full version of this phrase is "Green aura with flies."

"Hawk Tuah 😂"

"green aura w flies"

by devout August 14, 2024

Green Aura with flies

An annoying Term originating from TikTok made solely for the purpose of disagreeing with someone. Also used to describe fandoms that tend to be cringe simps that say out of pocket shit all the time.

Random netizen : I love Taylor swift!
You : Green aura with flies

Random netizen : I watch my hero academia!
You : Green aura with flies

by EIKOOP_YM33P August 18, 2024

Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.

The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.

by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023

Down the flats

The flats also known as a large scenic Feild of view,most commonly a beach,creek,out bush or a place to camp or pump yabbys. Just a place where you could have a bit on.

Big Cambodian pissed his swag after a big night ,you could say he had a bit on down the flats.

by Tatto the ferret December 10, 2023

If it Flies, It Spies

Slogan used for the Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy Theory

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024