Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister

Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !

by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016

Fast Fex

When you are at a fast food drivethrough/inside, you have sex with your companion for all to see.

I just had Fast Fex with my mom.

by Coltonias June 20, 2016

Fast And The Furious

A hyperactive/high person on coffee/chocolate/chocolate milk/alcohol/drugs with a furious libido/sex drive.

Person: Settle down, man how many chocolates or drinks have you had. You seem "Fast"! So hyperactive that I can't keep up with!

Hyperactive person: Yeah I feel "Fast".

Person: Furious as well?

Hyperactive person: What do you mean?

Person: How high is your libido, right now?

Hyperactive person: Very high.

Person: well there you go, your "furious", "Fast and The Furious".

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) May 30, 2016

fast mouth

funneling off above normal levels of speech consistently. exacerbated or made worse by ability to switch languages. Usually happens after long times spent ranting on or following social media feeds.

Synonymous with popping off at the mouth or running off at the mouth. Many different cultures exude or export fast mouth: Examples Latino, African, Haitian,Caribbean Caucasians, New Jersey, New York. It can also be qualified as coherent thought patterns between two people who can casually switch languages, accents or elevate speeds to communicate.

sounds like rambling or coherent fast speech. Can also be an adjective in the realm of sales or anything telephone related.

*She fast mouthed me into agreeing with the plan*

*Jeremy used fast mouth to get the promotion*

* That french girl has a fast mouth ! She switched to English to close the deal*

*J'avoue qu'elle a fast mouth l'affaire! Great tickets quand même!

*I got the fast mouth from that operator*

by Bullfrogberries January 2, 2017

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car July 18, 2013

push fast

A street term for gay sex.

Guy 1: "how was your night with that guy last night"
Guy 2: "good bro"
Guy 1: "Did you guys push fast?"
Guy 2: "you know we did"

by asfdsfdgdgfhfhgfjghkuytew September 21, 2013