fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.

I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.

Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"

by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010

oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me

by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019