The resulting gas bomb from Guacamole and Jager Bombs, or perhaps Brocoli. Requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.
"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”
by Grundlenuts September 4, 2012
Get the Fart Comamug. Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Get the Moose Fartmug. Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.
by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012
Get the Mario Fartmug. by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011
Get the oven fartmug. The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010
Get the Fart Herdingmug. to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009
Get the smooth fartmug. Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.
When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019
Get the fishstick fartsmug.