Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.
by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 29, 2006

by J͓̽a͓̽h͓̽ May 12, 2021

A goofy,corny person who laughs at thier own jokes. They are usually very concieded and think they are the greatest thing to walk the earth.
by faeri March 3, 2004

a slang nick name for someone who roller blades normally in a derogatory way commonly directed from skateboarders to roller bladers
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

a mexican; spesificly dirty, spanish speaking only. primaraly racial slur, can be used as description of persons
syn; wet back, beaner, spic
syn; wet back, beaner, spic
by Try2Hi7M33 May 14, 2011
