Blind frosty 

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.

I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.

Blind frosty by Sickjames February 4, 2018

Grandma Frosty 

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.

Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.

Grandma Frosty by Random ldiot June 12, 2020

Gettin a Frosty 

When you are on a road trip with your girl, she wants to give you that road pleasure, you pull over in the snow and get a blowie in the snow. You just got a frosty!

My girl wants to suck me off in the snow.. aw yeah, daddy's gettin a frosty!

Gettin a Frosty by El Dirte' November 8, 2018

5 gallon frosty

While getting head from someone, they have ice in their mouth and putting fingers up your ass. The number of fingers determines the gallons of the frosty. For example, 1 gallon frosty being one finger, a fist being the five gallon frosty.

I know a chick with petite hands that works at Wendy's that I'd like to give me a 5 gallon frosty.

5 gallon frosty by Vajageddon March 6, 2010

Mr. Frosty 

When your hands are ice cold and you finger a girl.

It was really cold out, so I gave her a Mr. Frosty.

Instead of warming my hand up, I just gave her a Mr. Frosty

Mr. Frosty by Big D'ster November 30, 2013

vanilla frosty

The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.

Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office.

vanilla frosty by Dale Harrison September 7, 2007

Mr Frosty 

An ice cream lolly that provides the dehydrated tongue of a euphoric individual with the sensation of having consumed an infinite supply of milk.

Seven hundred cows in a field are defs Mr Frosty.

Mr Frosty by The Mayor of Block City January 6, 2009