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Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.
Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly
by whitewashed January 7, 2021
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Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s
by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023
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Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.
Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard
by dip in the road August 30, 2023
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Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
by BullJams November 18, 2020
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Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night
by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023
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South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023
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Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve
by Mike7493 April 9, 2019
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