Love At First Suck

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.

(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck

by DEEVSDEVO November 12, 2010

fiat

1.An act or command without act of something.
2.To dictate. An authoritative determination.
3.An arbitrary order or to decree.
4.Latin for let it be done.
5. An Italian automobile of Turin.

example 1.(Federal Reserve notes are fiat for they are not worth their substance)

example 2. (monopoly game money)

Every empire in history that used fiat has failed.

by JDino January 12, 2009

first niglets

Nickname for Sasha and Malia Obama. See also niglet.

The first niglets are on the Disney channel again.

by abx9500 November 23, 2010

your first name

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

by ~The Wizard~ January 6, 2013

love at first sight

it does not exist. it is lust, people!

when girls say it was love at first sight, it is lust. they didn't fall in love when they first saw him; they just want his fat steamy dick.

by Dieje March 31, 2009

first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.

After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.

by shrimp farmer March 24, 2010

First Great Western

"First Great Western" (FGW) is a slang term used in the UK to describe the worst levels of mediocrity and shameless arrogance.

Of a person: A person is "FGW" if they any or all of the following.
Rude, Surly, Arrogant, Lazy, Jobsworthy, Irritating, Unreliable or lacking in intellect.

Of a service: A service is "FGW" if it is all or most of the following:
Unreliable, Massively overpriced, Almost always late, cancelled, dirty or overcrowded.

I can't be arsed to work today, I'll chuck a First Great Western

by Richard Cheesed Off January 27, 2011