Fidget Spinner

a stupid toy originally made for autistic people until it blew up and a bunch of dumb teenagers started playing with them. but now fortunately the fidget spinner fad has died out just like the harambe meme

gay retarded teen 1: Look gay retarded teen 2, I got a lit fidget spinner bro

gay retarded teen 2: bruh, that's so savage

gay retarded teen 1: i know bro it's so savage
gay retarded teen 2: you wanna go watch Jake Paul and RiceGum now bro?
gay retarded teen 1: hell yeah bro! iss gonna be lit fam!
gay retarded teen 2: its gonna be hella lit fam!

by tpooyungcloutgod August 3, 2017

fiddle

FIdldle- Noun- Someone who is pursuing someone in a romantic way and keeps getting led on and let down.

"man, she did it again."
"damn, bro! she playin you like a fiddle!"

by lilb00tyh0le January 5, 2019

Titty fiddle

To lick a partners nipple while tweaking the other, during fore play.

"sally really enjoys it when Tom titty fiddles her before sex"

by Queer42 March 4, 2009

bona fide ass prick

A person that is a complete self absorbed asshole and is concerned only about himself or herself

The in considerate driver was a bona fide ass prick.

by Mike isn't November 23, 2017

food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.

"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."

by p0tassium February 25, 2009

Twiddle with your Fiddle

playing with your dick

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle

by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009

fiddle fuckin around

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting

Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!

by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010