Farmer

Someone who swears uncontrollably, acts insane, and overall acts like an uncultured piece of sh!t.

Dude, you need to stop acting like a flippin' farmer

by #digbicks April 2, 2019

david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them

i got that david farmer dick

by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

ava farmer

Ava is a tall brunette and is very athletic . She’s so pretty and don’t lose her she is the most generous person you’ll ever meet. But here are two cons of Ava. Ava seems so innocent in the beginning but when you go to her house for the very first sleepover she will drag you down to hell and torture you till the morning. The other one is she thinks she can dance like a black person but she actually looks like a chicken. All things aside she is so perfect and special in odd ways.

Guy 1: “I met this girl named Ava Farmer she’s a total hottie and she is so polite”
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES

by Penelope Bargs May 1, 2018