Freaky Elsie is when Elise doesn't object to you touching her leg... and becomes more interested. She becomes Freaky Elsie - the opposite of "Don't touch me, you freak!".
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by Crazyhotman October 6, 2023
Get the Alexander Elson mug.Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
Get the Someone else's bonzai tree mug.The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
Get the What else do you have in your life? mug.A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.
Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
by retardedniggah November 20, 2023
Get the Dirty Elson mug.A podcast hosted by dancantstream/Dan, and co-hosted by streamer Destiny, the podcast is simply two good friends talking about current events in politics, philosophy, and various random topics. The two typically will make humorous jabs at each other as well as friendly insults that can sometimes be very edgy which makes the podcast entertaining to any viewer that is knowledgeable of Destiny and Dan's relationship.
It's called the "Anything Else Podcast" because of a phrase commonly used by Destiny when conversing with somebody when the conversation seems to have dried up to offer the person to change the topic or to end the conversation there.
by ItzSpark July 2, 2024
Get the Anything Else Podcast mug.I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.
Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2024
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