brass elephant

a gorge, or sally person who engauges in personal gain.

that was a brass elephant he pulled on me stealing my own personal gain.

by rat pack October 14, 2008

dead elephant

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010

Brown Elephant

Fat person rolling in poop

George was such a brown elephant today! He rolled around in feces and santorum all day. He likes it dirty.

by Brownsantorum June 5, 2011

elephantidus

when a part on your body swells upto about 50x its normal size.

that guy had elephantidus on his balls and they hang down to his feet and are as wide as a beechball!

by James March 11, 2003

The Elephant man

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.

Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!

by Conan Owens February 12, 2009

elephant

a person who gets cigarittes for someone to young to buy their own.

Where is my elephant? I really need a smoke.

by GJ October 28, 2004

elephantitus

When your balls are too big for your sac and you can't close your legs because they are more than 5 inches long

I have elephantitus and my girlfriend agrees

by iluvtizzles February 17, 2009