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dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!
"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."
by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008
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Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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interlocking docking

When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin
Craig and mat decided to engage in mutual masturbation using interlocking docking
by Achara October 28, 2013
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Coke docking

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.
Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night
by MILLLLATHEKILLAAAA March 10, 2021
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E-Docking

When two medium range city in AOZ attack each other with rocket soldiers. The penis shaped rocket tips explode onto each similarly to a natural docking where two men go tip to tip. The alpha uses loose skin preferably foreskin to “Chinese finger trap” the shafts.
(904) God of death likes to dock in his free time with strangers and e-docking when he catches an STD.
by Poo858 December 31, 2024
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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
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