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diego disease

IS a person thats called diego and he has a disease and if u get close u can get sick.You always have to be alert,so you dont get it.
by Salcedopaula34 July 9, 2017
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Impatience Disease

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
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Moan disease

A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.

See moaning for the definition.
-a guy moans-

-another guy moans-

Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.
by Thedefinitionleader March 19, 2017
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Ong's Disease

Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.

Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.

Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
by fern1515 December 17, 2012
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Yellow’s Disease

When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.
White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”

White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”
by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022
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HK Disease

This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.
Hey bro!!! Answer me bro!!!

oh sorry man I was diagnosed with HK disease..its terminal.
by HeyYouShutUp September 25, 2017
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Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
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