Dickelberry

When you fuck a girl in the ass and the next morning you realize that there is a crusted part of the girls shit stuck to the tip of your dick.

I noticed there was a dickelberry at the end of my dick in the shower and when I realized it I threw up all over the drain.

by Austino112 May 20, 2016

Tha Dickemz

The act of, or referring to, unsuspectedly shoving, tossing, kicking, bitch slapping, punching, throwing, nudging, bulldozing, plumeting, propelling, or simply assaulting a lame thot off a roof.

If you don’t know how to suck a proper dick, beware, he might give you Tha Dickemz.

I broke my arm because some asshole pulled Tha Dickemz move on me last night when I was drunk and I woke up in some strangers backyard.

by Handjob Javi August 19, 2019

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005

black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011

dickear

Someone who is deaf and/or gay.

You're such a dickear grandma!!!

You would like a pencil up your butt you fucken dickear!

by ALEXvir October 16, 2008

Get the Black and Decker

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.

1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker

by Korsyn01 May 20, 2009

dick'er

1. the act of giving a woman a good fuck when she needs it.

2. when a guy admits he would have sex with a girl.

example 1-

guy 1: dude, my girl has been acting like a real bitch lately.
guy 2: you just need to dick'er good. she needs a bomb fuck.

example2-
damn, that chick over there... i would totally dick'er.

by uniquelytalentedkid March 29, 2011