delaware sprinkler

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.

My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

by angryleprechaun April 18, 2015

Delanee

Delanee is a caring, sweet girl who is so beautiful but denies it entirely. She is always willing to help her friends. If you ever find yourself a Delanee, keep her and never let go. She is a diamond in the rough.

Girl: “Did you see that girl?”
Me: “Yeah, her name is Delanee. She’s by best friend and if you mess with her I’ll hunt you down and murder you!”

by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019

delaid

Your a hipper person with a good life. You most likely have one sibling and your bored half the time.

Delaid calm down, gosh.

by lil_chopstick May 29, 2020

Delise

Delise is one of the most beautiful girls the live on this earth, you would be extremely lucky to have her in your life. She will treat you with a lot of kindness and respect, but be warned her amount of sarcasm is unethical. she will be so sarcastic you will never know when she is being Sirius with you. Delise's will always try and say that they don't look good or they are having a bad hair day but everyone would strongly disagree. She can be shy at first and will tent to keep to her self but when you get to know her she will never fail to make you laugh.

Delise's are very hard not to fall in love with, you can spend hours of time with her listening to all her story's and all the odd little adventures she has been on over the years.
she will also spend a large amount of her time in bed so don't bother to ask her to move.

"OMG Delise is looking beautiful today!"

by Rowan Wallace August 20, 2020

Musician Delusion

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

A bag a deli ham

A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.

Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.

Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!

What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.

by Brovert December 14, 2012

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021