deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.

What the deck?!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Deck

Slang term for "Dick" or "Penis" in the Philippines.

Person 1 (Beautiful girl):*Posts Video*
Person 2 (Male):"Ay na like ng Deck ko"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Decking

For something or someone to be really nice or good looking

Her nails are decking.
Her hair is decking.
She is decking.

by The imperial skateboard p April 23, 2021

Friendship Team/Deck

When you create a team or deck in a game using your friends' favorite cards/units.

"Yugi put each of his friend's favorite cards into his deck for this duel. You could call it a friendship team/deck"

by sizer25 December 17, 2021

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

deck

a place all men drink beers while sitting and playing country music

Man 1, Hey wanna beer
man 2, yeah sure
man 2, drinks while playing music on the deck

by Mr. Disappointment December 7, 2021

Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 15, 2022