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Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag
Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures
by bigron0797 July 27, 2011
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Donkey Penis

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.
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Will scream donkey penis in your ear
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Donkey Punch

- punch to the back of the head during intercourse

- Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.
"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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Donkey Punch

Manuever performed during the sexual act either anal, or Doggy style. It's when the male punches the female in the back of the head, or neck prior to orgasm. Therefore causing the females vaginal and anal muscles to constrict helping make a more intense orgasmic experience.
You pick up a hooker, and shes talking a lot, or just plain ugly... give her a donkey punch so you at least get your moneys worth!
by student body October 26, 2006
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The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.
I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover.
Drink safely.
by trixie larue and bam bam annie September 20, 2008
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Donkey Puncher

In gamming, the term Donkey Puncher is usually a reference to the largest caliber weapon on the battlefield.
That's it Im getting out the "Donkey Puncher"
by CURTKINERT February 11, 2009
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