tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022

Benedict cumberbald

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum

Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.

by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023

Luke Combs

A Man who sold his Soul to the big leagues down in Nashville, TN.

Luke Combs is doing country all wrong.

by Real as it's gets August 31, 2023

Cutting Crumbs

To perform a task that has no meaning or purpose to do

Friend 1: what are you doing?
Friend 2: balancing a clothing hanger’s tip on a nail
Friend 1: …you’re really cutting crumbs here, dude

by Your Everyday Plinko Board July 17, 2024

Luke Combs

A basement-dwelling neckbeard/brony who thinks he can make country music.

Dude, did you just look up Luke Combs on Google Images?
LOL he looks like a brony/neckbeard. Fucking gross.

by zarkman10001 December 23, 2023

Max Combs

Max Combs is a little bitch boy who likes to be fucked in the ass by grown men. Often found to be an insufferable person, and hated by others. Max Combs is someone who is rude, mean, obnoxious, insensitive, spiteful, inhuman, bossy, greedy, manipulative, selfish, cruel, despicable, sadistic, vicious, sarcastic, arrogant, snooty, irredeemable, vile, heartless, disloyal, dishonest, violent, cold, spoiled, hateful, unfriendly and just uncaring. They can also be brash and harsh. No one loves Max Combs

Stay away from Max Combs he is evil

by h@t3&l0v3 May 7, 2024

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024