Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

celebits

Some more famous than infamous bits with exclusion of bytes. Related words: celeuks, celeints. Denoting celebrities that are not doing IT any more, plaintively stating, No sex please, we're British.

Give those celeuks versus celebrits a fair chance at beComing celebits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

Caleb Story

A story told by one unsuspectingly stupid person, perhaps has no end in sight or just does not make sense in the end, ultimately making you laugh at them not with them and wasting 12 minutes of your day.

Hey guys! so remember that episode of..... then i fell over you had to be there.
Wow dude way to tell a friggen Caleb Story... faggot

by Kalaabesriam November 29, 2009

Caleb

A weird guy who sucks dick

Your such a caleb

by "Weird Al" Yankovic December 10, 2016

Celebi

An omnipotent deity that some worship as God himself. He claims to be God of Sex, IRC, and just about everything else. He is also insatiably evil and a member of the Devious Deuce. People who speak out against him commonly disappear. Or die violent, bloody deaths.

For the love of Celebi! WTF are you doing!?

by Mr. Nobody March 4, 2004

caleb

PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser

that guy stage diving is such a caleb

by peterpan951 April 20, 2008

Caleb Lynch

A very Rude intruder into the friendship/Love life of two others. An obvious outsider who is oblivious to the fact that he is a third wheel in an otherwise perfect relationship. Usually ignorant of his obvious exclusion.

This Caleb Lynch keeps trying to get between me and my girlfriend!

by CarawithaSoul November 21, 2011