Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

Cream Dick

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

by Mikiea May 6, 2016

Cream Canoe

An erect penis

When I saw that hot broad walk by I felt my cream canoe getting ready to sail.

by twinkie kid 63 October 13, 2008

ass creamed

To defeat someone

My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.

by Topmomo1 January 29, 2019

candy cream

male semen and or ejaculation.

Brittney Leah Baker likes candy cream.

by Rachel12532 June 18, 2008

Wop Cream

A heavy grease like substance Italians use to slick their hair back.

Amy: "Cindy look at Vinny's Hair"

Cindy: "Holy Cow! He's definitely not skimping on the Wop Cream!"

by mellowjello September 3, 2009

Twice-Cream

Deserving ice cream two times for back to back ass whooping, should be said in escalating chant.

twice-cream, twice-cream, twice-cream, Twice-Cream, Twice-Cream, TWICE-CREAM, TWICE-CREAM!!!! Going to king cone after a win for some twice-cream.

by Crusader#16 May 5, 2009