Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.

"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."

by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020

covid bitch

A person who uses coivd19 as an excuse to not attend an event or see a person.

1. Hey, where's Lachlan Bernie tonight?
2. Yea na, he ain't here. His a covid bitch!
1. What a friggin dawg ay.

by Jigaboo123456 July 4, 2020

Covid-Daddy

Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19

I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020

Covid-19

The end

“Covid-19 will be the end”

by Pinksquid April 7, 2020

COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.

"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."

by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

COVID FACE

Recognizing someone with a mask on and looks different when the mask is removed.

When I saw their COVID FACE, I was ready to sit on it. But then the mask came off and I liked their COVID FACE better!

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to

Guy 1: “isn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: “shut up”

by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020