covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 02, 2020

COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.

"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."

by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

covid lounge

A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020

Coming down the Covid lounge to get pissed

by RedStripe November 22, 2020

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 30, 2022

COVID Kiss

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.

"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"

by Natbry May 25, 2020

Covid vac

Covid vaccination

This vaccine cane out in a year mang side effects like memory loss people have gotten serolious symptoms of covid after taking it so yeaaaaaah death (covid vac)

by No biden March 23, 2021

COVID 2020

Refers to the point in time where all people of the world's population had to self-quarantine for the majority of 2020 due to the Coronavirus outbreak.

Remember when so many people got famous on tiktok during COVID 2020?

by marypop November 29, 2020