Courtney

Courtney is the wind beneath my wings. She is the air that fills my lungs and the food that I digest. When her blonde hair whips my face in the wind my knees turn to jello. Strawberry jello. She is the meaning of life. She is the jesus in jeans. Her brown uggs make me smile and her smile makes my brown uggs. Her gentle caress gives me chills as I reach for a wheelchair. She has the voice of a siren, louring me in, only she doesnt kill me when I get there, as in the Greek mythology. When she sings Beyonces "Halo" it is like a combination of Marvin Gaye and Lady GaGa. I get lost in her blue eyes, I feel like I'm Merlin looking for my son Nemo in the vast ocean, approaching the East Austrailian Current. She is a wild tigress but also a gentle gazelle. I just want her in my belly. GET IN MAH BELLAYE!

The love of my life, is Courtney.

by Melinda Poo October 28, 2010

Courtney Love

Everybody's favorite crackwhore.

-Who's your favorite crackwhore?
-Courtney Love, all the way.

by Metal Machine Music December 28, 2005

Courtney

Someone that will do something strange for a little bit of change.

I'll Courtney you for .50 cent, nigga.

by MeXiKaN February 4, 2009

Court 12

A place in the Warren Raquetclub good for making out because there are no windows and they never rent it out.

Yo you wanna go party in Court 12!

by D-rek December 3, 2006

Court-9

Higher than a 10 on a hotness scale due to a young woman's ability to take shots and drink beer. A Court-9 frequently has an equally proportional breast and ass size, although the size of either could be increased to maximize their potential for coitus.

Most commonly used in eastern Iowa and northern Missouri .

Oh man, that girl is a 10!
No way man, a Court-9 for sure. Did you see that body?!

by GammaGuy February 4, 2010

Court 18

Used when referring to an activity, particularly a sporting event, that has gone on much longer than originally intended i.e. quintuple overtime. Derived from the Wimbledon tennis match that was played on court 18 and lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes between Nicolas Mahut and John Isner.

This beer pong game has had so many overtimes we must be playing on court 18

by Rowdy Riley!GO GATORS! June 27, 2010

Courtney Taylor Hartley

Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.

Bob: That's so sexy!
Fred: ikr! It's so Courtney Taylor Hartley!

by bleepychick September 26, 2010