Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

Or

Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.

1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.

by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023

chonklers

A disease that affects horses and causes them to attack humans.

Patties chonklers were that bad no one could get near her

by Woody2023 September 3, 2023

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Conker

1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.

1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!

by Ahmed3737 July 24, 2024

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024

Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat but I mean it in a nice way I swear. Chonk is like a chunk but bigger. It's a powhatan lingo thing. Comparable to "big chungus", but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's my sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024

Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat, but I mean it in a nice way I swear. A chonk is like a chunk but wider. Pretty sure it's a native lingo thing. specifically powhatan. chonkus is comparable to that "big chungus" meme but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's a sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024