Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
by nickf&hismom April 13, 2011
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
by Matt nugg September 29, 2021
When a man is laying down and the woman has ice cream all over her pussy. The man fucks her and the woman eats the ice cream off of his dick.
by Left Nut In Her Fat Butt June 03, 2016
The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 04, 2012
When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017