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Coffee cheese

The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".
Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
by Laika 2 February 16, 2015
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Coffee Cut

Being really specific about how you want your hair cut. Like ordering Coffee.
She was getting a Coffee Cut at the stylist.
by ragingcolt1029 September 19, 2017
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COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.
“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”
by Carnefice April 25, 2023
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Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
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toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!
by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019
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Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.
My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.
by JJ Java October 6, 2021
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Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.
Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019
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